Halloween is officially over and the holiday season has begun. One of the things on my bucket list for this time of year when the weather permits me to be huddled indoors to day warm is to watch the AMC mini series "THe walking Dead." Its supposed to be this amazing new show the premiered on halloween about zombies. Of course this sparked a hillarious conversation about a zombie apocalypse it went as followed.
Me- minding my own business working
Albert- "So yesterday I was thinking that my house does not have any weapons do defend myself with in the event of a Zombie apocalypse."
Me- "Really? What about a butcher knife?"
Albert- "Nah, that would mean I have to get too close for comfort."
Me- "What about a wooden broomstick you could sharpen into a spear?"
Albert- "Nope."
In walks Coy
Coy- "well there is that shooting range out there in Elk Grove, you could head there except it might be a little hard to get in its all barred and gated. Or the Bass Pro Shop, you could just drive down there and barricade yourself in. You would be set"
Albert- "True."
Me- "Well at least you are prepared [Coy]. You have all those guns and knives."
Albert- "yeah and crossbows."
Me- "Ok so basically in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse we should either drown down to the Bass pro shop or go to Coys."
Me- "Speaking of defending myself I was thinking about that the other day. What if someone wanted to come in and attack me in my apartment. I don't have any weapons and in the closet next to my door the only thing I have is a Swiffer sweeper."
Albert- "So what are you going to do dust them to death.. hold on Mr. bad guy i need to put on a new swiffer on my sweeper."
The next few hours were spent brainstorming weapons and plans of survival in preparation for the evident Zombie attack.
